Bridget, my favourite of the three Playboy Mansion angels, has started a new TV show type vibe. It’s called “Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches .” She’s such a cutie. The costume she is wearing is a little Jo’burg for me, but she gets away with it ‘cos she’s such a little cutie pie.

Mwah!

Hello, my bubby!!!
xxx

Cute, man!

Now I know some of you have chosen Kendra as your favourite Playmate and you might be angry about my choice but, let’s face it, Kendra is a little mousey..

And you certainly can’t have Holly as your favourite, not when she’s got that 35 year old single white southern suburbs chick permanent look of panic of her face. Christ – it’s like…HELLOOOO…. PSYCHOOOO!!

Ok, enough about the Playboy Mansion chicks.

Do you want to laugh?

[you go, “Ja, big time”]

Cool. Just because it’s my birthday (and therefore it is YOUR birthday), I’m giving you this, a BONUS LINK!! Enjoy that (safe for work – just a funny ad for a guy advertising for a room mate).

It’s your birthday
We gon’ party like it’s yo birthday
We gon’ sip Bacardi like it’s your birthday
And you know we don’t give a fuck
It’s not your birthday!

[thanks brian]