I had a pant load of messages so far and thanks to everyone on phone, sms, email, facefuck, twitter, as well as the telepathic message I’m getting.

Colin and Lisa took top spot this year – from the States it was easy for them to send a message at 4am. Jonty Fisher nails the official list at top spot with a cool 06h06 sms. Well done, Jonty. Sammy dropped from last year’s top spot to third, after Len. Good work, guys. Nice.

Interesting highlights include Johann’s big push up the rankings from 20 last year to number 6 this year! Very impressive. His only question was where Murray came (his rival for my affections). Murray pipped him by one..

Still coming in thick and fast. Well done to Jos and Robbo, for coming in sub-20 which is obviously pretty early in the day for Fleck’s crew.

It’s going to be interesting.. we’ll see what happens. There are still some big names that are expected to beat the noon day gun.

Got this from Nic J:

Hey Seth, Thanks for inspiring a nation, may you live forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then he also gave me this:

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, ‘How many of you have forgiven your enemies?’

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question.

All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

‘Mrs. Neely?’; ‘Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?’

I don’t have any.’ She replied, smiling sweetly.

‘Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?’

‘Ninety-eight.’ she replied.

‘Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?’
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:

‘I’ve outlived the bitches.’

Nice.

Real nice.

And don’t forget:

It’s your birthday
We gon’ party like it’s yo birthday
We gon’ sip Bacardi like it’s your birthday
And you know we don’t give a fuck
It’s not your birthday!

I trust everyone saw the jersey I got from The Muse on my Twitter?