I picked this up from the BBC.

It’ll make your day.

60-foot penis painted on roof

An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents’ £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he’ll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.

[more here]

Good one

That story includes all eight shades of awesome . God, 18 is a beautiful age.

It’s also interesting to note that important news sources like the BBC also mention unspeakable words like “penis” from time to time.

Goodness! [holds hand over mouth] What would their advertisers think? They should have their hand smacked!

UPDATE: It has been noted that the BBC is a public broadcaster and therefore does not carry any advertisements. I think this fact further bolsters the humorous argument above. The fact that the BBC, which belongs to the public, can use the word penis in a story, vindicates everything. Forever. Amen

[thanks phil]