I am very pleased to announce that Rob Lowe lookalike, Christopher Walken, is on Twitter.

Christopher Walken
A smattering of genius

He writes about one a day in the evening and it’s nearly always hilarious.

Lemmie show you a few:

“I would like to see someone land a train in the Hudson.”

“I asked kids to turn down the thumping music in their car. One called me a racist & made a rude gesture. That’s fine. They drove off. I win.”

“An escalator in Grand Central Station is out-of-service. I stood on it for a minute or two in the name of subtle irony. No-one else did.”

“Someone commended me for being “approachable.” Okay. The truth is that I’m easily distracted and don’t notice people touching me right away.”

It goes on.. Fuck, he’s funny. I must say, there is nothing quite like Walken on tap. I get a bone when I get a notification that he has just written another tweet.

Follow Christopher Walken on Twitter HERE.

Follow the 2oceansvibe Twitter HERE.

You don’t have to be a genius or a dork or a weirdo to indulge in some Twitter action. It’s very easy to use and, when you’re more capable, you can get it on your phone.

Then you will finally be able to rule the world!

[thanks george]