With the UK’s incredibly powerful sex drive, as well as the latest stories of 13 year olds making babies, it is no surprise that London’s 2012 Olympic Games logo features Lisa Simpson of TV’s most famous cartoon series The Simpsons, going down on an identified man.

 

The London 2012 logo

 

That’s just great.

Given that the woman going down in the logo is CLEARLY Lisa Simpson, there is much speculation who the man might be, leaning back with his head out of the logo.

 

Lisa, playing with a sheep
As you do..

Some believe it might be the city of London itself, to which she is administering the blow job.

Not me, I reckon its Zakumi, the 2010 South Africa FIFA World Cup mascot.

 

Zakumi – our 2010 mascot

 

Hopefully the fact that his name sounds like “suck you me,” is purely coincidental. Only time will tell.

My goodness, this article could very easily be deemed “filthy,” but luckily it is ever so topical and semi-serious.

One thing I can tell you is that I have an AWESOME joke to do with blow jobs but I was hesitant to publish it as it might seem gratuitous. But now that we’re talking quite seriously about oral sex, I thought it quite pertinent!

Here it is – The Doctor and The Patient Joke

 

Dr, would you kiss me?” says the patient.

“No”, says the doctor. “You are a very beautiful woman but it’s against my code of ethics.

“Please, just one kiss”, she asks again.

“It’s totally out of the question” he replies.

“Strictly speaking you shouldn’t even be sucking my cock.”

 

Whaaahahahaha!!!

 

[Thanks michael and anneke]