I strongly suggest all girls make their way to the Cosmo Sex Survey. And I strongly suggest that the guys don’t!
I made that mistake, you see..
I smelt a rat when I came to the question that asked:
“How long would you date someone before having sex with them?”
– Days
– Weeks
– Months
– Years
– I am saving myself for marriage.
Hey!? I thought to myself – it doesn’t mention minutes or hours, and it has this bizarre reference to saving yourself for marriage. Errr, (*smoke coming out of ears*) I don’t understand…
MAN
DOES
NOT
COMPUTE..
I shook it off and came across this little question/header:
“Sex with the same gender”
Pffft! BANG! EXPLOSION IN HEAD. Brain….does….not…understand..!
But then the big one came through and I realised this sex survey was NOT for the guys.
“Would you have sex while menstruating”
Whoaaah! PULL OUT! PULL OUT!! DELETE! DELETE! CLOSE WINDOW!!!!
Phew… that was a close one!
But, through this painful yet useful research, I am able to report to all my beautiful angel readers out there that this sex survey is PARTICULARLY SPICY and I suggest you go there ASAP. The results are going to be QUITE something!
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