Whereas I would almost certainly claim to have a bigger dick than that of an offending sex tape, Joost has gone the other route – he claims that it can’t be him, because the guy in the video’s main-chap is way too big to be his.

Joost and his wife, Amor
(Before sex tape)

This, from News24:

Pretoria – Joost van der Westhuizen has at least one big “trump card” that may prove that it’s not him in the so-called sex video: a tattoo “below the line of his underpants”.

And he knows the people in the video.

On Monday he told Beeld the tattoo “that few people know of, near a very private place” was not visible on the video and that the man appearing in the video had a “much larger penis” than his.

[more about Joost’s cock here]

this my good friends is what we call “amazing.” It’s just AMAZING!

I must stop you right there to just remind everyone that this is ACTUALLY HAPPENING! This is not Californication , this is Joost van der fucking Westhuizen. You couldn’t pay for shit like this ANYWHERE. It’s so over the top, it can only be a miracle – and I think I speak for everyone when I say : thank you, Jesus.

[thanks simon]