I’m just gathering myself. Joost van der Westhuizen has apparently been caught in a sex tape, filmed by a whore, whilst on coke. It doesn’t get better than this, ladies and gentlemen.

This is the the biggest SA scandal since Hansie lied to us.

Quietly enjoy this, from HEAT:

You’ve seen the headlines and read the denials… and now heat will exclusively bring you the sex and drugs videotape of Joost van der Westhuizen and the stripper.

The former Springbok captain was secretly taped in a bare-looking room as he romped with the mystery blonde, snorted a white substance and talked about using drugs with her. The video was given to heat exclusively, and the story is covered in detail in this week’s heat. The video is very explicit and is 29 minutes long, so we are unable to show it here in its entirety. It is being shortened and censored and will be available for viewing on this website shortly.

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I’d keep a keen eye on Heat’s website, if I were you!

And I’m sure they’ll let me know when it’s up.

I think, whilst Heat magazine have this story covered, I would like to announce that it is Joost van der Westhuizen’s birthday on February the 20th.

That’s in just a few days time!!!

PLEASE GO AHEAD AND POST ALL YOUR BIRTHDAY WISHES TO JOOST IN THE COMMENTS SECTION UNDER THIS ARTICLE.