Before I kick off here, it should just be noted that, although being in the same league of beauty, Bar Rafaeli is no relation to local female publishing dynamos Vanessa and Julia and the Raphaely Dynasty. They went for the “ph” and the “y”, rather than the “f” and the “i.” I must say ‘m quite partial to the “i” at the end, but the “f” is a no no.

So anyway, various media have reported that Leonardo Di Caprio was really hoping Bar would get on the cover of this year’s US Sports Illustrated, so that he could get “one up” on his ex, Gisele Bundchen.

Hmm… I don’t think that’s too cool. I understand that it might be annoying to see your ex boning some big American jock (she’s nailing Tom Brady at the moment – quarterback for the New England Patriots), but I’m hesitant to believe Leo has devised a point scoring system.

Definitely something to think about..

I’m going to grab a coffee, so, in the meantime, check out the object of his affections, Bar Rafaeli on the cover of US Sports Illustrated.

There’s nothing you can do. I advise you just DEAL with it in your head. In your own time. Don’t rush it.

I suppose you could do what I’m doing, which is contemplating everything over a cup a coffee and a joint.

I’ve managed to get my hands on some good stuff.

From another guy.

Judah had to go, I’m afraid.

Long story..