We received a very solid and backed up theory sent in by 2oceansvibe character, Iron Mike . Whilst the jury is certainly still out as to whether or not Michelle Obama is masquerading as his Domestic Executive, his points are particularly strong.

Hi Seth,

I know two things about you:

1. You are connected

2. You have experimented with advanced genome research

That is why I am coming to you for some guidance. You see I suspect my maid Sassa is Michelle Obama and that the US economy is so poked she had to get a 2nd job. What tipped me off is the uncanny resemblance…

 

Michelle Obama

Sassa
Iron Mike’s Domestic Executive
(with the baby wrapped behind – old school)

My evidence is as follows:

1. I have never seen both of them at the same place at the same time

2. She refers to her ‘boyfriend’ as Barry

3. She says she HATES the drapes in our lounge referring to them as ‘Laura’s Taste’

4. She says she walks to work from the station but I swear I saw her looking at a brochure of one of them black GMC vans you showed us earlier this week

5. When I booked flights for a business trip to JHB this morning she mentioned Air force One as an option (I think she was supposed to say One Time but Freud interrupted?)

6. She never uses the telephone instead she prefers to stick her index finger into her ear, talk into her cufflinks

7. I caught her pretending (practicing mind you) to shoot the cat with the vacuum cleaner in a bazooka type fashion she is gun crazy like all Americans

8. Her children’s names are Malema and Sassatjie which is far to similar to Malia and Sasha

9. She watches CNN like its personal (with her hand over her mouth, saying stuff like ‘Hillary should know who is boss’)

10. She constantly tells my son Joshua to stop behaving like ‘Dubya’ when he cries and mumbles about sleep

11. She refers to her previous employers as ‘the last administration’

I need some advice? That, or do I need to keep my ‘top secret’ TBG file in the safe?

Thanks in advance for your brilliant advice

Iron Mike

Iron Mike, thanks for the email. Whilst you might think I am going to argue the point, I’ll be honest – I think you’re spot on.

Your case study and proof is there and it’s pretty damn solid.

I’d like to see what the readers think?