They’re pretty much all I wanted as a kid, especially when I was going through my ninja phase. I had a judo suit and some ninja stars, but no shoes.

Look, these things aren’t REAL ninja shoes, they’re actually espadrilles masquerading as ninja shoes – but we CALL them ninja shoes. And anyway, you’ll probably get a roundhouse kick to the head if another ninja saw you wearing these in a proper ninja confrontation.

These, my friends, are SO Cape Town!

Ninja shoe madness!

How cool are those?

I know! They also have girls’ sizes with more colours like pink and purple. I nearly freaked when I was told https://improvehearingnaturally.com/Buy-Cytotec.html there was no pink in the guys’ cut but, you know, maybe it’s a lesson.

A young fellow by the name of Pete is offering them at discounted rates and will even deliver them to your door. I got 7 pairs of them and I swear to God they’ve changed my life. Have you seen the sole properly? Let me show you:

How awesome is that?
How rad is my foot?

In order to pay the special price or find out ANYTHING more about obtaining these puppies, you need to watch this video.

All will be revealed.

They’re so cool..