Did you enjoy that sub-heading? “Lewd conduct the order of the day!” Hah! Who talks like that?

Anyway I got an email from The Fruit Farmer, who has an amazing skill of finding local content with a bizarre twist. Always humorous, he gave me a link to an article and asked if I felt the same way as one of the people who left a comment at the end of the article.

Sandy Bay

Here’s an extract from the article (gotravel):

“One hot Saturday a group of girl-friends and I had decided to go skinny dipping at Cape Towns only nudist beach, Sandy Bay.

In our naivety we pictured a lone stretch of sand, the sea to ourselves, with the sun bathing our clothes-free bodies.

It was a first; we giggled with anticipation and excitement.

Arriving at the parking lot we left the unnecessary stuff in the car and started the long walk to the beach itself.

Passing us however we, or at least I, started noticing some strange looking individuals.

All part of the action I guessed, oh the irony.

Unable to find the idyllic sandy beach I had imagined, we started walking across the rocks to the edge of the sea. And then it started, out of the corner of our eye we noticed one naked body to our left, sauntering across the rocks.

 

A naked man

 

Averting our eyes, we contemplated where to sit.

Of the four of us, only one had started taking off her top.

Ok, so we were taking our time.

It was suddenly a shy, vulnerable moment.

Then suddenly another scuttled across the rocks, his body pasty and unappealingly obese.

Trying not to squeal in disdain and with the beginnings of unbelief at the fact that yes, there were in fact nude men walking around – the atmosphere then turned into pretence.

This was normal and we should just get on with it…

Not for long.

The ‘vultures’, as they were later to be described, had soon formed a precariously close circle around our little group of girls; which is when the ‘fun’ started.

Whispering not to look now, one in our midst had suddenly spotted one of them executing a fairly lonely form of self-satisfaction; in full view of our little crowd.

The other, we realised, was doing so behind the comfort of his boulder. It was all too much and I found myself running the hundred meters in record timing back to the path, the rest of the girls hot on my heels.

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I trust you enjoyed that. So there is a whole list of comments under the story on gotravel and the one guy writes this:

Can someone please explain why it is offensive if someone masturbates while lying on the beach. Masturbation is natural and is not from the devil. Somebody masturbating who is not disturbing, or harrassing anyone should be left alone. I dont at all get what is wrong with an ejaculating penis, aftert all people get to blow there noses in public..

Hahahaha! And all this time I thought that ejaculating in public was a BAD thing! Can you believe that guy?

I tell you, I’d pay a healthy sum of money to see inside this guy’s home.

Check out the other comments here.