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MISS AMERICA 2009
29 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham in Angels
This is the new Miss America, Katie Stam. Her victory was announced in the last week or so and I’ve been keeping it on my desktop, in lieu of the day that I reluctantly publish it.
The day has come.
I give you Miss America 2009, Katie Stam.
Katie StamI’ll be honest, I expected more. She looks like too much of a go getter. Like a cartoon. That’s it, her face looks like a cartoon.
She’s 21, by the way, and that certainly counts in her favour.
But I still just don’t think we’d get along.
I’d pretend we did, you know, until the next morning. But then she needs to leave.
Like, pronto!
I’d do that thing where you ask your buddy to phone you and pretend that there is a drama at the office.
“Oh God, I don’t believe it! A client of ours has just dropped a bombshell and we’re having an emergency meeting at the office. Oh God, I’m so sorry sweetheart!”
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