I’m bringing back Aerosmith at the moment, so I hope you’re all cool with that? ‘cos everyone will be playing it again within the next two weeks and you should get used to it.

I’ve got Janie’s Got a Gun blaring full tilt in The Safe House right now as I type this. Seriously, YOU have been neglecting Aerosmith and I suggest YOU re-adjust your iPod playlists and your “mix-tapes” and bring it back with me.

Jesus, we nearly lost them there! But it’s fine now. They’re back.

Don’t be shy of Love in an elevator, Dude Looks Like a Lady, Rag Doll

and, of course..

..Pink :

 

PINK
by Aerosmith

Pink – it’s my new obsession
Pink – it’s not even a question,
Pink – on the lips of your lover
(oh)
‘Cause Pink is the love you discover

Pink – as the bing on your cherry
Pink – ’cause you are so very
Pink – it’s the color of passion
Ah, ’cause today it just goes with the fashion

Pink – it was love at first sight
Yeah, Pink – when I turn out the light
And Pink gets me high as a kite
And I think everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do tonight

You could be my flamingo
‘Cause pink – it’s the new kinda of lingo
Pink – like a deco umbrella (shit)
It’s kink that you don’t ever tell her

Pink – it was love at first sight
And Pink when I turn out the light
Pink gets me high as a kite
And I think everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do tonight

Yeah!

I want to be your lover
I, I wanna wrap you in rubber
As pink as the sheets that we lay on
‘Cause Pink – it’s my favorite crayon

Yeah!

Pink – it was love at first sight (yeah)
Pink – when I turn out the light
Pink – it’s like red but not quite
And I think, everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do tonight

 

 

Oh my God.

I want that song inside me.

I reckon I could nail it. (Mental note – sing Janie’s Got a Gun the next time satan places me in a karaoke bar (satan doesn’t get a capital letter, bur God does. It’s the least we can do)).

Oh, and here’s PINK singing Janie’s Got a Gun.

 

I give you so much.

You give me so little.

You should dedicate everything you do today, that is good, to me.