Lovely little piece of stuff this.
The following “when I grow up” picture was drawn by a kid at school, marked, and brought home for Mommy to see.
The picture came back to school the next day with a note from the mother to the teacher.
Dear Ms. Davis,
I want to be very clear on my child’s illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint with people offering money.
I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm.
This drawing is of me…. selling a shovel.
Mrs. Harrington
That, my friends, is what we call “quality.”
[thanks peter]