It’s quite evident that I spent last weekend in Hermanus. I told you about the sea rescue and I told you about the cock guy with the flashing blue light on the way there. But what I did NOT tell you, was about the Butlers Pizza that I ordered and had delivered to Hermanus, over 100km away from the nearest Butlers branch.

“Erni” was my guy, with over 6,700 missions..

Erni – killing it!

A lot of people don’t realise that these guys are ACTUAL butlers. They will do whatever you want, at a price. Apparently they will change a light bulb for anything between R20 and R50. They’ll even buy other stuff for you on the way to your house; again, at a price..

I thought I’d give the Cape Town to Hermanus delivery a bash.

Naturally I captured it on video for you.

Enjoy.

CLICK HERE if you struggle with that
(TIP: pause it till the whole bar loads up. Then play. Shame.)

Once you’ve seen that video, tell us this:

What did you manage to get YOUR Butler to do?

How much did it cost?

Send the info to editor@2oceansvibe.com so we can put together a comprehensive list of what the going rate for each task is. Maybe you like Tabasco on your pizza? Maybe you’ve run out of Tabasco? Maybe your Butler should fetch some on the way? What is it worth to you? What is it worth to him? That’s got to be in the region of R10-R20 tip, over and above the pizza tip and cost price of the Tabasco sauce?

The best and most ingenious TRUE entries will win a minimum of 15 free pizzas! Proof, although not essential, WILL enhance your chance of winning…

Your driver’s name and number of missions IS essential..