That’s right! Matthew Broderick has been cheating on Sarah Jessica Parker‘s mole and she is now apparently leaving him.

Sarah was always slightly taller than Matthew.

The globally recognised, high-quality publication, Star reports that SJP is moving out, with her mole, and has begun house hunting in New York City. He (Ferris Bueller, AKA Matthew Broderick) allegedly cheated on her with a younger woman.

OH

MY

GOD!

“The time has come when she realizes it just isn’t worth it,” a friend of the couple tells the mag. “Sarah Jessica is determined to get her own place and bring down the curtain on her marriage… Sarah’s not stupid. She knows exactly what’s going on. For a while it was easier for her to stay than go through a harsh divorce.”

The ‘Sex and the City’ actress and Matthew, 46 – who have a six-year-old son James Wilkie (not your best) together – are already said to be living “separate lives”.

Sarah and Matthew spent the festive period with each other for the sake of James, but it is believed the pressure of keeping up a happy pretence only caused further cracks in their relationship.

The source added: “They spent the holidays with him, pretending to be happy. Sarah is a great actress when she has to be!”

They didn’t give details as to how hot the young girl was, or how far our little Ferris got with her but, given his level of fame, I think it’s safe to say that he boned her. Properly.

I’m amazed they didn’t mention it because, as I have always stated, a man’s infidelity should be judged against how hot the chick was. Look, it will ALWAYS be wrong to cheat on one’s bird, but the blow would certainly be softened when we find out it happened to be, say, Gisele Bundchen.

I’m glad you agree with me on that point.

CLICK HERE to see the video of Ferris Bueller singing “Twist and Shout” during the city parade in the movie that made him famous

CORRECTION : SJP’s mole has been removed! (thanks Tara)