I’ve had this for a few days but just wanted the dust to settle before blowing your minds again, with this, the first TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) sighting of 2009.

Andreas’s life changed forever that night, as destiny and the universe joined for one purpose and one purpose alone – to give him the one thing he wanted more than ever..

Andreas gets his moment with the great man.
Just LOOK at the TBG. LOOK how incredible he is.

Hi Seth,

I am still short on words after my experience on Monday night. I knew that on my way to Oblivion something special would happen. Something surreal. Something beyond a gaggle of tophat-wearing midgets.

I could feel it in the car on the way there… but I was in no way prepared for this… In retrospect, human beings are probably not equipped with the feeling that would allow us to deal with such a situation. Upon his entry into the bar everyone lit up, they beamed from ear to ear, they glowed… people started smiling, a buzz developed and people could feel that sense of belonging, that sense of being one with the universe.

HE was here. Salvation had arrived.

I could liken this experience with what one would expect to feel when admiring Michelangelo’s mural at the Sistine Chapel.

But after this, one realises that that mural is just a painting. The TBG is far more.

Andreas

My God, that was beautiful. I know you’ll think I’m goofin’ around, but I genuinely have a tear trickling down my face. Not because I am sad, but because I too have met the TBG and I understand 100% what Andreas felt that night. It is impossible to fully describe but so joyous simply to think.

Andreas, 2009 is going to be the greatest year of your life.

God bless.

Or should I say, TBG Bless?

Apparently The TBG taught God everything he knows.

Although God still struggles when it comes to his Kika Sack skills..