Ok, here we all are. Welcome back. Good to see you.

I beg your pardon?

How am I? Oh, VERY well thank you. A little bit tired after indulging in one of the better weddings I have been to in my life. On the banks of a river, somewhere near Elgin. Check out the place here. It was a cool antidote to the incredible nightmare that was the restaurant and breakfast we had on the way up at the Orchard farm stall. Arguably the worst breakfast I had in my life. It’s quite kiff when the eggs have taken over half an hour and the waiter tells you that it is ready, but they’re just waiting for the toast, before they bring it all.

Dmitri was his name. And dishing out pain was his game.

So….ja, I’m a little bit jaded this morning, but that doesn’t mean we aren’t back in the swing of things, here at 2oceansvibe – as we continue to report on the holiday.

To the rest of the Capetonians and business people out there, you know the rules – nothing serious until February.

I’ll get in touch again a bit later and will leave you with the topless shot of the most powerful man in the world – my very close friend and confidant, Barrack Obama.

This one’s for the LAYDEZZ!!

Catch you later.

Mwah!