ONE OF THE REASONS I STEER CLEAR OF PICK N PAY

This is why I prefer to shop at Woolworths. Organic mature cheddar (my choice) vs. Parmalat Yumchum Ass.

I’ve never seen a Yumchum, let alone a Yumchum’s ass.

Is it like a Bum Chum?

Some, err, ASS for you, Sir?

Tsk tsk. Naughty.

[thanks zone]