I watch a lot of movies and that is why I’ve made a saying for when things, like this, keep on recurring. I call it “a rerun of an old movie.”

Use it, don’t use it.

They should get computers with set timers that churn out stories, programmed with past recurring events and themes. I’m almost convinced that is what The Sun are using, as they reveal:

AMY WINEHOUSE’s husband BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL is going back to jail after failing a drugs test.

The junkie, 26, dashed to his wife’s hospital bedside last night from rehab after being told the news.

He could now be in jail until early 2010 after breaking the early release terms of his 27-month sentence.

 

Blake and Amy
During happier times..

 

A source said: “Blake did a runner. He turned up in hospital and hell broke loose — everyone was totally shocked.

“He was asking Amy to forgive him. As he was going back inside anyway he felt he didn’t have much to lose.”

Fielder-Civil, who had been at Live Works rehab in Woking, Surrey, planned to hand himself in to cops after an evening with her.

A source said: “If he had stayed in prison last month rather than taking the rehab option he was set to be released at the end of this month. He’s blown it.”

Pals of troubled Back To Black star Amy, 25, said having him locked up was good for her.

She has not visited Fielder-Civil since he went into rehab and refused to pay the £30,000 bill until he persuaded her to.

Then last week she was rushed to hospital after a row with him on the phone sent her on a booze and drug bender.

Lawyers visited her to discuss divorce, but pals say Fielder-Civil threatened to harm himself if she left him.

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It’s such a waste. I hope they work it out. They were so good together.

Can someone not get this guy into Montrose Place?