As the folks pack up in Oz and head off to Provence to add the final touches to the bastide, a moment was spared to scan a page from an Australian magazine and email it to me. This time, it was an ad for Christmas “gifts for him.” which included the BBQ Brand and the BBQ Sword.

Please enjoy these with me.

The BBQ Brand and Sword

Absolutely incredible!

So that’s how the Ozzies do braais.Actually, that’s pretty much how they do everything, come to think of it.

I must say, certainly wouldn’t mind using those toys for a braai. Can you imagine the things you could brand your meat with. You could serve one to your lady with the words, “your ass, later” branded on it! Very funny shit. I’d just get the words, “DADDY COOL.”

And the sword…. well, that’s just fantastic. You could get two, like jousting sticks, and you could have a dual with your mates around the pool.

Awesome. these are both very important additions to the world right now.

[thanks dad]