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GREATEST BEST MAN SPEECH EVER
11 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham in Cape Town Boys And Girls, Quality Humour
Best Man speeches can go either way. They can bomb, or they can kill. Some best men miss the mandate and spend their time regaling stories of the various skanks the groom nailed in his singles – Cringe City. Whilst others are just sublime, like when The Rock completely fucking murdered it on The Outside Centre’s big day.
I have no idea who these people are.
I found the pic on Google images.
So as to “set the scene.”Then you get the other kind – the angry kind. When the groom is convinced his best mate is marrying the wrong chick and he comes across genuinely bitter. The concept can, however, turn into complete hilarity if the guy scripts it and delivers it like a horse race commentator.
Like this guy. Taken from a Kiwi radio show.
This is what we refer to as GOLD.
CLICK HERE if that doesn’t playYou know the insurance company called OutSurance?
Ja, well, take the second part and replace it with “standing.”
Sorry, that was poor.
[thanks Simon]
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