That’s a bit better! Not to be outdone by the McCartney/Mills divorce chaos, the Madonna/Guy Ritchie affair has taken it to the next level, including crazed fans willing to kill the opposing spouse, in the name of their idol.

Check it out, from The Mirror:

Guy’s knife terror –
crazed Madonna fan’s bid to kill him on film set

Homicide, Ventura. Now howya gonna solve that?!

 

A CRAZED Madonna fan stormed on to the set of Guy Ritchie’s new movie and threatened to kill him.

The film director, who is in the process of divorcing the singer, was just yards away when the teenager burst on to the set waving a 12-inch knife and yelling: “Where’s Guy? I’m going to kill him!”

And as security guards wrestled him to the ground, he screamed: “I’m Madonna’s biggest fan! I’m gonna kill Guy.”

The teenager, dressed entirely in black, managed to get on to the set in Manchester where Guy is filming a remake of Sherlock Holmes.

A source said: “The bloke was screaming about Guy and shouting, ‘I love Madonna’.

“It was terrifying. At first it seemed like a sick joke but it was soon obvious the knifeman was not messing around.

“Luckily there were four security guards and two policemen who were able to overpower him.”

He added: “Guy was understandably upset, but carried on as if nothing had happened.”

A 16-year-old was arrested.

It’s SO awesome, I cannot contain myself. They should get all of the wannabe gangster Guy Ritchie fans to go up against the lycra-clad Madonna clan, in a street fight of sorts. Madonna’s lot could use there synchronised dancing moves to avoid the spray from Ritchie’s team’s sawn off shotguns.

Team Madonna would be shrieking lines from songs like Lucky Star as Ritchie’s bunch lay down quotes from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

You laugh?

I wouldn’t rule it out at this stage.