Ok, let me break it down for you. Andrew Sachs (aged 78) is the actor who played Manuel in the British comedy classic, Fawlty Towers (also starring John Cleese as Basil Fawlty).

Andrew Sachs as Manuel in Fawlty Towers

Now this fellow, Andrew Sachs, received a number of obscene phone calls on his voice mail during a live BBC radio show, courtesy of British entertainers and hosts of the show, Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross.

Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross

The messages (played live on radio) were pretty lewd and refer to Russell Brand having penetrative sex with Andrew Sachs’s grand-daughter, Georgina Baillie. The pair are now in a massive amount of shit (over 10,000 complaints to the BBC), with the drama going as far as British Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, getting involved. I swear.

Let’s check out the grand-daughter, Georgina Baillie, who happens to be a goth-style burlesque dancer. No spice.

Georgina Baillie

Nice vibe. She is now calling for rude duo to be sacked.

I had a listen to the messages and they’re pretty excessive, if I say so myself. Mark my words, this Russell Brand fellow is nothing but a twat. This has also been confirmed by our UK entertainment industry connections who are part of the 2oceansvibe. This obviously means that all statements we have just made are FACTUAL.

Check it out.

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If you would like to read the transcript of the series of voice mails, CLICK HERE.

I’m sure the Poms and the ex-pats will be enjoying these headlines. A nice break from doom, gloom and government/NHS woes and moans.

[thanks dave]