MARIAH CAREY IS COMMON

I found this pic of Mariah Carey on the World Wide Web and, whilst zooming in on it and taking another drag of this weed next to me, I lifted my head and shouted out, “Do chick’s enjoy Mariah Carey?”

To which The Muse, deeply engrossed in Mel Gibson’s Patriot, replied:

“No, she’s common.”

Jesus.

Fair enough.