THE EIGHTH OF THE EIGHTH OF THE EIGHTH

Of the eighth of the eighth of the eighth of the eighth of the eighth of the eighth of the eighth of the eighth of the eighth of the eighth of the eighth of the eighth of the eighth of the eighth of the eighth of the eighth of the eighth of the eighth of the eighth of the eighth of the eighth of the eighth of the eighth of the eighth of the eighth of the eighth of the eighth of the eighth of the eighth.

Whatever.

(Yes, it is amusing to note that the actual date of this article is coming up as the SEVENTH of the EIGHTH. I can’t change it. God, my whole joke is ruined.)

RUINED!!!!!