I remember The Photographer wearing these for most of our lives. I never knew where he got them from and he seemed to want to keep it secret. I kind of wanted a pair, but never asked. They reminded me of the shoes that ninja’s wore, which certainly appealed to me. Anyway, I let him carry on, and continued to wear my Prada slip ons.

But now I’ve found a loophole in his little game, via this place that you can’t see, hear, smell or touch – the internet!

www.loveespadrilles.com

They come in 15 different colours (I used to be able to do that) and cost something like R150 a pair and you can buy them online! That’s right! You buy them on your computer and they come out of the printer!

Just kidding. They don’t come out of the printer. But they do magically appear in your post box after a few days!

Which, in a way, is even more amazing than them coming out of the printer. I mean what’s so hard about that? Through the wire, out the printer. Basic stuff. Try getting that shit over an OCEAN!

Point taken.

Click here to check out the website.

I AM ASHAMED TO TELL YOU THAT, FOLLOWING SOME ATTEMPTS TO BUY THE GOODS – THEY DO NOT SELL TO SOUTH AFRICA. SO, ESSENTIALLY, THIS ARTICLE IS RUINED. RUINED!

HMM, SO YOU GUYS DON’T SELL TO SA?

SORRY FOR YOUUUU!