Now we’re not going to get over excited and snap into “The Office” mode and send me millions of clips and pics and quotes. Seriously, we’ve seen them all. This is just a moment. Just a quick David Brent moment from the UK (the real) The Office .

One of his most memorable quotes, sent in by The Insurance Broker .

Ricky Gervais as David Brent

“People see me, and they see the suit, and they go: “you’re not fooling anyone”, they know I’m rock and roll through and through. But you know that old thing, live fast, die young? Not my way. Live fast, sure, live too bloody fast sometimes, but die young? Die old. That’s the way- not orthodox, I don’t live by “the rules” you know. And if there’s one other person who’s influenced me in that way I think, someone who is a maverick, someone who does that to the system, then, it’s Ian Botham. Because Beefy will happily say “that’s what I think of your selection policy, yes I’ve hit the odd copper, yes I’ve enjoyed the old dooby, but will you piss off and leave me alone, I’m walking to John O’Groats for some spastics.”

Come now.

Stop it.