You may have noticed that new block to the right of the Vida e block on Somerset Road, Green Point. You may not have noticed our new favourite eatery called “Miss K – Food Cafe” that sprung up out of nowhere. I popped in the other day.

miss k
People who go there get laid more often
than those who don’t.
FACT.

I worked out that the name of the food cafe comes from the name of the delightful owner and chef, Kirsten! Miss K = Kirsten. See what she did there? No? Well, she took the first letter of her name and then…… I’m kidding.

So anyway I cruised in there the other day. It’s so fucking cool. There’s plench outside space and the sun pumps it beautifully, with umbrellas if you need a bit of shade for your pip. There is enough parking for an oil rig so you won’t be a dithering wreck when you walk in. The vibe inside is perfect – clean lines, slick, happy, with skylights. Apart from free standing tables and food display area, I enjoyed the other section set alongside the open kitchen, with a strip of tables and sexual padded seating all along the one wall. Like something you’d fine in New York or something. It’s so fucking cool. It’s like “Hey – I’m eating heeeere!”

Too Cool

So after being blown away to smithereens by service so rarely found in Cape Town (Manna Epicure might want to pop in with pen and paper), I was very pleased with the menu which had everything Daddy Cool wanted. They’ve got a similar (but better) range of chow to Melissa’s with buffet etc., and the bill arrives with one less zero.

I’ve eaten there a couple times now and, besides my daily visit to Vida e next door, this little place is quickly becoming a permanent fixture for me on Somerset Road. The food is quick and so very very tasty – probably tasty enough to please Kirsten’s string of past private contracts for some of planet earth’s most famous sportsmen.

You’ll enjoy it.

Feel the food inside you.

Miss K is open from Tuesday to Sunday.

That’s right – Sunday as well.

Go today.

Go now.