The beautiful man that is the TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) has been sighted again after our readers missed him for the entire month of February. Did the TBG go on holiday? Who knows what a man of some brilliance gets up to in his spare time. Chris H can tell you what he gets up to at one in the morning.

The TBG – flowers in hand – can’t be missed

The TBG – I want to get inside his mind.

The TBG – gives Chris H a well-deserved thumbs-up

Chris H had this to say:

Its been far too long without a TBG sighting, but now, I am confident I have the real TBG in the “images” folder of my cell phone.

Anyway, so here’s the deal. I’m out having an absolute jol at a mates party in Camps Bay, until, the fucking electricity decides to do it’s thing on us. So here we are, 140 people, standing with no music, no lights, no nothing, except the bar which, thank God, stayed open. It gets to about 12:30 am and my friends and I decide to call it a day – not being very impressed with the outcomes of this gig.

In search of electricity, we set off on a mission to find a good time in order to end the night on a good note.

Little did I know what was in store for me.

We had decided to stop off at the Gardens Engen, (which if I may add, was a replica of a shebeen on payday being the only joint selling hot food for a couple of kilometers) to grab some food. So there i am, cool, calm and collected standing peacefully in the take away line.

But it was this un-real energy which pulled my head around to look at none other but the TBG himself. I quickly took action in planning my approach to this unique celebrity.

After plucking up enough courage, I approached the powerful man by greeting him by the famous three letters. “Are you the TBG”, I asked. He admitted glory so I asked of I could please document this once-in-a-lifetime experience. But with his professional tactics he responded, “no can do”! I applied a bit of my own magic to which he replied ” How do you even know it’s me?” I mean, come now. How many TBG’s are there in this world?

Anyway, he eventually gave in and gave that million dollar smile which tends to send shivers down one’s spine. He even allowed for me to stop him again as he left in his car for a second shot.

I also noted that this living legend was buying some flowers at about 12:45 am, could he be working on something/somebody special? I don’t know, but I can guarantee you, the TBG is back and he’s back for good.

Keep a look out everyone, someday, your sighting may come!

Hope you have enjoyed this sighting as much as I did.

Laters

Chris H

Chris, you are a very lucky young man. Now you will not be embarrassed when your kids ask if you ever saw the TBG when you lived in Cape Town.

God bless you, TBG.