Well, we are gobsmacked! We have just received this TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) sighting from someone who managed to find themselves at a private gathering of the TBG and his closest friends at a mansion in the Constantia hills. You can tell by the way the TBG is goofin’ around, that he is totally relaxed in this environment. This is not the public TBG that some of us have been lucky enough to have witnessed. No no. This is the private TBG. The man behind the man – totally relaxed. Happy to be silly for the camera, the last thing he expects is for the photographer to send it in as a TBG sighting.

The Private TBG

Nick W had this to say:

“A friend invited me to an upmarket gathering at a macking pad in Constantia. I didn’t know many people and was nervous to go. I wouldn’t have been so nervous if my friend had told me the f*cking TBG would be there! I had no idea my friend was friends with the TBG. Apparently he hangs with him ALL THE TIME! Anyway, I had a cold beer with the TBG and then went to the other side of the party because I was too nervous to say something stupid to him. We chatted for virtually 10 minutes! I pretended to take individual shots of everyone so that when I snapped him, he thought it was normal. He truly is a living legend. I’d love to meet him again when I’m less nervous!”

Brilliant work, Nick! It’s TBG sightings like that that keep us all going. Keeping us alert, waiting for our very own TBG sighting. God bless the TBG.