While we’re still reeling from the news that there is a man running around posing as the TBG (who HAPPENS to be an England striker), we are relieved that true sightings of the man of mystery continue. God bless the TBG. Behold, a flurry of TBG sightings.

Although out of focus and hazy, there is no mistaking the relaxed, powerful demeanor of the TBG. This sighting, taken at the Twelve Apostles Hotel (a way-point stop for the Harley Davidson riders), shows the TBG particularly welcoming with a quiet toot in his hand. Recent reports of TBG sightings have shown the icon to be periodically ‘testy’ when it comes to photographs, often needing time to himself. Whilst one can’t help but to take pleasure in the sense of care that surmounts a room when the TBG is present, we must be aware of his wants and needs. The TBG is clearly in the right frame of mind for the attentions of this young aficionado.

The TBG

Poised, yet relaxed, at The 12 Apostles Hotel

And so we move on, with more TBG hysteria. Although some reports suggest the TBG wasn’t available for some photos, a few people at the Rock Star party managed to capture the TBG. Judging by the great man’s demeanor in these pics, we can clearly see he has a fun-loving nature. If the TBG had a mantra, it would probably be something to do with ‘fun-loving’.

And so, even more TBG sightings.

This sent in by Vanessa K, one of the TBG’s many female admirers.

She says she managed to get into his pants. I doubt it.

Sent in by Peter R.

The TBG…relaxed.. showing an ‘island style’ sign.

Again we see the TBG showing an ‘island style’ sign. This time with Adrian L.

Good pic, Adrian. The TBG looks happy – just how we like him.

The doting fan on the left, Steve R, clearly pleased as punch.

Wars will begin and end. Countries will unite and fall. Children will be happy one day, and starve the next. But the TBG will always be there. If only we could ALL have the opportunity to see him. The opportunity to speak to him. The opportunity to touch him. But most importantly…. the opportunity to be one with him – in mind and spirit.

Good luck out there.