Once again we can only stand back in awe, as we bear witness to yet another staggering story involving the genius and awe of Cape Town’s most important event – The TBG (Tall Blonde Guy).

Just when you think the great man has done enough. Just when you think he has healed enough and pleased enough with his great aura and magical ways…… he goes and does it again. This time, at The Waiting Room in Long Street. Let’s see what Lauren W had to say..

The TBG melts hearts alongside “Mask” impersonator

Hi Seth!

So this is what happened… I was just chilling having some drinks at the Waiting Room in Long Street, oblivious to the fact that in the same room of waiting sat the TBG!

I took myself off to the toilet and as I turned the corner and had the dreaded, “Aaah, a queue” feeling – my mind switched from the piercing pain in my bladder to the being that stood before me. It was one of those “HALLELUJAH!” moments as I laid eyes on the TBG.

After referring to me as “The Pretty Girl” (weak at the knees) the TBG allowed me to go ahead of him in the queue. What a gentleman. Pure grace and style…

See the pic – thats Chris, some random chick whose birthday it was, the TBG, and me.

God bless the TBG.

Pretty Girl Lauren W

Well I won’t say I am surprised. It is quite obvious that the TBG is able to juggle the roles of being a notional icon and spiritual emblem with that of the ultimate gentleman and shining beacon of chivalry.

These are special times, people. Embrace them..