Another angel bites the dust and goes to 'find herself'
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I found myself at a bar the other night chatting to a very naughty little 20 year old angel. I was trying to get into her pants and was relying heavily on the results of the champagne I was plying her with. It didn't seem to be working. She was one of those "takka-takka-takka" can't stop talking types. Not ideal. She had just finished her studies and was london-bound in a couple months time. I took the 'old pro' angle and regaled stories of my triumphant times in the 'Big Smoke'. She was impressed, but not enough it seems.
Off you go
On she went.
"Takka takka takka takka"
"oh really!"
"And then my sister..... takka takka takka takka"
The little angel started to moan about the fact that she was struggling to get all the usuals together - the work visa, the bank account, the job etc. before she leaves. I had heard a lot of this talk lately and it seems it is even harder to get organised than it was when I went over and raped the IT industry over there during the late 90's (left before the bubble burst..... 18 to 1 - ahh.. good times).
Personally I don't see what the problem is. I saw the opportunity and told the little angel that I would "sort everything out" for her.
WOW! What a change in her behaviour! The little minx changed her tune completely and was doing a whole "oh Seth" this and "Seth" that and stroking my powerful chest and gaaning aan like a proper little tart.
Some of you might have noticed the new ads on the site for a company called 1st Contact. They approached me to put the ads up because I became very good mates with the guys when I was in London. I gave them a call a couple of days later after the bar scene. Some of the same guys are working there and I put them in touch with the little angel.
It seems 1st Contact still know what they're doing because the results were ASTOUNDING! She honestly thought I had pulled some serious strings to get her sorted out. They literally organised EVERYTHING for her. The bank account, the job, the cellphone contract, the visa, tax refunds etc. I found it quite hysterical that she didn't know about these guys who are easily the biggest and best company in their field. Anyway, I got a house call and everything worked out according to plan!
El Benno
I thought this cute little story would be a good opportunity to tell you about my old mates at 1st Contact. If any of you lot out there are thinking of going over to the UK to work, or if you are already over there and want to extend your visa, you have to talk to these guys. Honestly, I used them for three years when I was over there. I have always preferred to pay a small fee for someone else to do the dirty work for me, and let me tell you, these guys do it well! The last thing you want to do is deal with the gratuitous red tape that gets heaped on you when it comes to things like visas and bank accounts. It's an absolute dog show!
So anyway, here is just a quick heads up to tell you about these guys - you'll be crazy to do it any other way. For the locals, they even have a SA office so give them a shout on 0800 003 163 or email them on saoffice@1stcontact.com
Otherwise, check out their website HERE.
And to the boys over there, I hope you run into that little angel because she needs a hiding. Blonde, tiny, cute and answers to "Lucy" (or "baby shoes").
Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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